We're like a lot better than the average bears
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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