I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's just like the Real World with babies
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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