can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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