she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm getting married
To pizza
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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