what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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