Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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