Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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