is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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