Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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