Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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