so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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