super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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