i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
