As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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