all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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