I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
