I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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