BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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