Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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