She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
