I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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