They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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