This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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