its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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