There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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