Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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