Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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