i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
