At least make sure they are 18
Why
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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