I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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