he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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