Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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