I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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