i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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