I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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