Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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