You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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