i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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