you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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