why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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