Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
