This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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