was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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