worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
