but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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