so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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