Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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