Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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