I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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