yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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