Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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